Conspiracy Theories Are Everywhere. We Are Doomed!
What makes us so sure *any* of us think critically about the ideas we consume? The Middle East looked pretty damned stupid to me, in the...
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Nicole Chardenet
- Dec 21, 2022
- 5 min
What Gift Would You Give The Baby Jesus?
If you could step through a portal back to 1st-century Bethlehem on Christmas Eve... "Imagine there's a portal going back to...
Nicole Chardenet
- Dec 8, 2022
- 5 min
How To Screw Up Your Kids For Life At Christmas
If Jesus or Santa are too lenient, you can still punish the year’s sins with stupid costumes and a big-ass church Christmas pageant...
Nicole Chardenet
- Nov 8, 2022
- 7 min
'Race' Is A Social Construct, But Color Differences Aren't
What if we acknowledged genetic diversity with friendlier (and delicious!) labels? Oh no! Not another 'Race is a social construct'...
Nicole Chardenet
- Oct 8, 2022
- 7 min
The Great American White-Out
Since the Left finds racism & cultural appropriation in everything everywhere, let's stop offending everyone by going back to all white,...
Nicole Chardenet
- Sep 3, 2022
- 6 min
"NO MORE BLOWJOBS!" A New Feminist Protest
Three options for American women to, um, *empower* men to bring Roe v. Wade back CC0 public domain from Pxhere A few years ago actress...
Nicole Chardenet
- May 27, 2022
- 11 min
Fiberphonophobia: The Fear Of Your Telecom Sales Team Selling Anything
My worst job was a case study in Internet-boom corporate misogyny and a toxic masculine sales strategy This is what working for...
Nicole Chardenet
- May 19, 2022
- 7 min
Giant Spider Invasions — NOW Will You Take Climate Change Seriously???
Forget killer viruses, fires, superduperhurricanes or murder hornets. Russia has been invaded. America is next. It hates you. And it's...
Nicole Chardenet
- Apr 20, 2022
- 5 min
4/20 Day: A Brief Truthy History Of Weed, Maaaan…
From ancient China to…I dunno, I forget… Public domain, Wikimedia Commons. "She Shoulda Said No!" (1949) It’s 4/20 Day! Stop whatever...
Nicole Chardenet
- Feb 27, 2022
- 10 min
The Sexbots For Men Are Coming. What About Lovebots For Women?
With emotional AI, we won't need you either, boys. But will it solve our problems, or make us more miserable? He's everything you always...
Nicole Chardenet
- Dec 20, 2021
- 6 min
You Can't Change Your Genes
There's only so far you can go with 'identity', even for an elf. Biology is real. Photo by Victoria Borodinova on Pixabay One of my most...
Nicole Chardenet
- Jun 20, 2021
- 7 min
The Aliens Might Be Here And They Probably Don’t Want Kinky Buttsex
At least, it won't likely get a mention in the Pentagon Report The aliens may be here already, but it’s cool. They brought weed! Image by...
Nicole Chardenet
- Oct 25, 2020
- 5 min
An Immodest Proposal: Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Eat The Rich
The rich spread disease, breed like rabbits and are bad for the environment. We’ll test them for COVID, and eat the uninfected ones....
Nicole Chardenet
- Sep 16, 2020
- 3 min
Forget The Coronavirus; The Sun's Megastorm May Destroy Us All!
This is just a taste of what we might get if the Sun goes all megastormy on us this year. By NASA Goddard Space Flight Center — Flickr:...
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