The Yin & Yang Of Banana Slug Wang And Other Trans Animals Totally Unlike You
Animals aren't always as 'trans' as advertised, and although clownfish change sex, they can also breathe underwater, which you--also...
top of page
Labia Power! Blog
About feminist empowerment, better choices, and not being afraid to reclaim your power and wield it for the forces of good. I also critically examine the culture wars and how we can reclaim liberalism from the illiberals, and work with our compatriots on the Rational Right. And occasionally some silly stuff!
- Dec 6, 2023
I Watched The Star Wars Holiday Special So You Don’t Have To
Twice. You owe me big-time for this, dude. The gawdawful, highly execrable, seriously damaged, WTF-were-they-thinking 1978 Star Wars...
- Jul 2, 2023
The Titanic Savages Of The Oceangate Tragedy
Sometimes I swear we're only one or two steps away from resurrecting Nero's Circus On Thursday, June 22nd, hours before we learned the...
- Mar 25, 2023
Conspiracy Theories Are Everywhere. We Are Doomed!
What makes us so sure *any* of us think critically about the ideas we consume? The Middle East looked pretty damned stupid to me, in the...
- Dec 21, 2022
What Gift Would You Give The Baby Jesus?
If you could step through a portal back to 1st-century Bethlehem on Christmas Eve... "Imagine there's a portal going back to...
- Dec 8, 2022
How To Screw Up Your Kids For Life At Christmas
If Jesus or Santa are too lenient, you can still punish the year’s sins with stupid costumes and a big-ass church Christmas pageant...
- Nov 8, 2022
'Race' Is A Social Construct, But Color Differences Aren't
What if we acknowledged genetic diversity with friendlier (and delicious!) labels? Oh no! Not another 'Race is a social construct'...
- Oct 8, 2022
The Great American White-Out
Since the Left finds racism & cultural appropriation in everything everywhere, let's stop offending everyone by going back to all white,...
- Sep 3, 2022
"NO MORE BLOWJOBS!" A New Feminist Protest
Three options for American women to, um, *empower* men to bring Roe v. Wade back CC0 public domain from Pxhere A few years ago actress...
- May 27, 2022
Fiberphonophobia: The Fear Of Your Telecom Sales Team Selling Anything
My worst job was a case study in Internet-boom corporate misogyny and a toxic masculine sales strategy This is what working for...
- May 19, 2022
Giant Spider Invasions — NOW Will You Take Climate Change Seriously???
Forget killer viruses, fires, superduperhurricanes or murder hornets. Russia has been invaded. America is next. It hates you. And it's...
- Apr 20, 2022
4/20 Day: A Brief Truthy History Of Weed, Maaaan…
From ancient China to…I dunno, I forget… Public domain, Wikimedia Commons. "She Shoulda Said No!" (1949) It’s 4/20 Day! Stop whatever...
- Feb 27, 2022
The Sexbots For Men Are Coming. What About Lovebots For Women?
With emotional AI, we won't need you either, boys. But will it solve our problems, or make us more miserable? He's everything you always...
- Jun 20, 2021
The Aliens Might Be Here And They Probably Don’t Want Kinky Buttsex
At least, it won't likely get a mention in the Pentagon Report The aliens may be here already, but it’s cool. They brought weed! Image by...
- Oct 25, 2020
An Immodest Proposal: Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Eat The Rich
The rich spread disease, breed like rabbits and are bad for the environment. We’ll test them for COVID, and eat the uninfected ones....
- Sep 16, 2020
Forget The Coronavirus; The Sun's Megastorm May Destroy Us All!
This is just a taste of what we might get if the Sun goes all megastormy on us this year. By NASA Goddard Space Flight Center — Flickr:...
bottom of page